Friday, April 17, 2009

I can't do it. I really tried, but I just can't freaking twitter

I can't tweet, I really can't. I just can't tweet and I really just don't give a crap about everybody else tweeting either.

I swear to god, I gave it a shot, I swallowed down a huge bile ball of contempt and gave it a shot, but in the end I truly can't give a crap about posting or following all the navel gazers on Twitter.

I had considered that his could be a sympt0m of my age and out-of-touched-ness. But in the end, I have confirmed that my contempt is justified and that my reason for hating Twitter is due to the fact that I'm not a moron.

So I have no choice but to create this blog in order to ridicule Twitter, Twitterers, Tweets and all of that stupid Twitter crap.

The whole thing is a logical progression of the blogging, YouTube, and all the oother forms of public diary writing -- where everyone, apparently, has something vitally important to tell the world.

And yes, I realize I'm writing all of this down in a blog, smart guy, but I am immune to my own contempt.

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